TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
You retire on the income.

INFOSYS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You put both of them on the bench
And hire another to do the job.

TCS ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You tell them that only one will go to onsite.
You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa.
Both of them die after fighting.

HCL ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows
You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week.
They run away.

CTS Economics
You have 2 cows
You train them for two months on how to milk themselves.
Then u ask them to pull bullock carts.

SATYAM ECONOMICS
You have 2 cows.
One is intelligent one is dumb.
you send the dumb cow to onsite making the intelligent cow frustated.
Intelligent cow resigns out of frustration and dumb cow is laid off by the client

WIPRO ECONOMICS
you have 2 cows, you hire one bull, you start milking the bull and start ploughing the field with the cows…..Applying Thought

PATNI ECONOMICS
you have 2 cows, you dont hire any bull and ask them to multiply themselves

IBM ECONOMICS
you have one cow you feed it well, but you try to get all those stuff ie not just milk but also butter,cream,curd and rasmalai in one shot

MICROSOFT ECONOMICS
you have a very popular fat cow the cow has a very thin leg it eats a lot but when it comes to milking the cow crashes down

NIIT ECONOMICS
You lure a group of cows how to be milked, one among them gets milked the rest end up teaching another group of cows how to get milked.